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May 1st

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Okay, so maybe it's the wine talking, but forget...

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the doctor: hey
the doctor: i just met you
the doctor: and this is crazy
the doctor: but you should leave your life behind and come with me in my bigger on the inside box and we can make out except later i'm going to marry your daughter because time is wibbly wobbly and shit also i'm going to break your heart in a million ways and i have more angst than a pre pubescent girl
the doctor: so call me maybe

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For the confusèd among you.

Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon." 
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem. 
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! 
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

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The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch

Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
BBC: But-
Whovians: Or the world will explode
BBC: ...What?
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
BBC: ...
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
BBC: ....
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.

Apr 27th

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mycroft: hey i just met you
mycroft: and this is crazy
mycroft: but get in the car john watson I can control every single telephone and CCTV camera in london if you think you can run away then you’re obviously a stupid fuck
mycroft: so call me with details about sherlock maybe

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Watch

timelordanon: bbbreakfast: rubeitalloverme: THE BEST 23 SECONDS Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog Oh my good gosh..what the heck. It’s not even that scary of a slide.

Apr 26th

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@icecubes-and-apples - Thanks for following!!

Apr 26th

Dear people who question why girls go to the...

hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

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